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"Nerds have a sense of humor too... their sense of humor is 'Nerdy'"

 

"There are some things so serious you have to laugh at them."... Niels Bohr

 

"The expert at anything was once a beginner."... Hayes

 

"A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished." ... Zsa Zsa Gabor 

 

"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent." ... Friedrich Nietzsche

 

"Your most expensive advise is the free advise you receive from your financially struggling friends or relatives"... Robert T. Kiyosaki

 

"Formal Education will make you a living. Self-education will make you a fortune"... Jim Rohn

 

"Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday." ... Dale Carnegie

 

"Don't try to saw sawdust." ... Dale Carnegie

 

"No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power"... Jacob Brownowski

 

While out mountain climbing, a man slips and falls. He grabs a bush and hangs on for dear life. In total panic he prays, "oh lord up there in heaven, please save me". Immediately a voice replies, "Leave the bush and drop, you will be saved". stunned and in sheer panic, the man cries, "anyone else up there besides GOD, please help me!"

 

Over heard on a Canadian bus from a Georgian boy to a Mexican girl: "I have lots of Mexican friends and I always treat them to Georgian food. But when I ask them about Mexican food, they just bring me the sauce".

 

"A physicist is just an atom's way of looking at itself."... Niels Bohr

 

"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."... Mark Twain

 

Elizabeth Arden to her husband : "Dear, never forget one little point. It's my business. You just work here."

 

"I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career"... Gloria Steinem

 

"I yam what I yam."...  Popeye

 

"I am what I am."... God

 

An agitated French man to his English speaking colleague: "Please help! My wife has bitten a scorpion".

 

Six  American presidents on a sinking ship:

Ford: "What do we do?!"
Bush: "Man the lifeboats!"
Reagan: "What lifeboats?"
Carter: "Women first!"
Nixon: "Screw the women!"
Clinton: "You think we have time?"

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